Recipe for Disaster & Barrows gloves

RFD preparation

Grand Exchange · 3 steps · Start: Grand Exchange

1. Cooking to 70 (karambwans in the Hosidius kitchen, or wines).
2. Agility to 48.
3. Reach 175 quest points (quick quests from later chapters if you are short).

RFD subquests

Lumbridge Castle · 21 steps · Start: Lumbridge Castle

Bring: Food, Eye of newt, Greenman's ale, Rotten tomato, Dirty blast, Bread, Orange, Knife, Blue dye, Spice, Fishing bait, Bucket of water, Charcoal, 316 Coins, Bucket of milk, Pot of flour, Egg, Bowl of water, 4 Asgarnian ale, Ice gloves, Cake tin, Your cat, 10 Stew, Axe, Pickaxe, Iron spit, Logs, Tinderbox, Ogre bellows, Ball of wool, Ogre bow, Ogre arrows, Raw cod, Pestle and mortar, Fishbowl helmet, Needle, 3 Bronze wire, Pot of cream, Pot of cornflour, Vanilla pod, Dramen branch, Raw chicken, Dramen staff, M'speak amulet, Karamjan monkey greegree, Banana, Monkey nuts, Rope, 3000 Coins

You inspect everyone in one go and hand everything in at the end, so you only come back to Lumbridge twice. Don’t carry the whole list: take each subquest’s items from the nearest bank.

1. Give the Cook an eye of newt, Greenman’s ale, rotten tomato and dirty blast to complete Another Cook’s Quest. He gives you 100 coins at the start. Go through the door behind him and inspect all nine frozen guests. Ask the Cook about Pirate Pete and Sir Amik, going through every chat option.Recipe for Disaster/Another Cook's Quest
2. Talk to Wizard Traiborn on the first floor three times, with an egg, milk and flour: name 3 mystery NPCs, answer his trivia (goblins near Lumbridge are level 2; glass needs sand, bucket, soda ash, pipe), and pass his memory test (screenshot it, and close with the X). Use an ingredient on the cake tin and cook it on a range.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Lumbridge Guide
3. Walk north. Ask the Wise Old Man about strange beasts, then the Evil Chicken, and finish the dialogue.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing Sir Amik Varze
4. In the Rising Sun Inn, pay Emily or Kaylee to learn Asgoldian ale, or wear your Ring of Charos (a) for free. Use coins on your 4 Asgarnian ales.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Mountain Dwarf
5. Walk north. Climb down the ladder in the north-east building and talk to the Goblin Cook three times, handing over charcoal and the ingredients, for the slop of compromise.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Goblin generals
6. In the tunnel under White Wolf Mountain, give the old dwarf in the bar Asgoldian ales until he’ll make a rock cake. Talk to him 3 times and take the cake from the table with your ice gloves on.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Mountain Dwarf
7. Talk to Doris in the house west of the bank, then Evil Dave down the trapdoor, then Doris upstairs. Have your cat chase hell-rats for yellow, orange, red and brown spices, and try stews until Dave likes the mix. It’s trial and error with up to 9 stews.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing Evil Dave
8. Grind a raw cod and make breadcrumbs. Talk to Murphy in Port Khazard twice, wear the fishbowl and diving apparatus, and go diving under 27 kg with 7 free slots and a needle and 3 bronze wire. Pick 3 kelp, talk to Nung, take 5 rocks, and kill 5 mudskippers in the cave for hides. Talk to Nung twice, then kill crabs in the pen for 3 meat. Grind the kelp and crab meat, teleport away, and cook the fishcake.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing Pirate Pete
9. Talk to Rantz, then again by the coast. Chop the fallen tree twice with your axe and get raw chompies as before.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing Skrach Uglogwee
10. At the tree with an arrow in it, light a fire, use your iron spit on a raw chompy and cook it, then board the ogre boat back.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing Skrach Uglogwee
11. Talk to Rantz by the coast. Bloat toads with your bellows, mine rocks from the pile east of his cave, and use the bellows on a bloated toad with a rock and ball of wool for a balloon toad. Drop it, kill the Jubbly with ogre arrows and roast it on his spit.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing Skrach Uglogwee
12. Mix milk with cream, add the cornflour and vanilla pod. Use a raw chicken on the Evil Chicken shrine in northern Zanaris and run north past the dragons to kill the Evil Chicken: add its egg. Kill a black dragon from the safespot to the east for a dragon token. Grind a dramen branch into cinnamon and add it, leave by the southern portal, and rub the token with ice gloves on for the Brulee supreme.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing Sir Amik VarzeDangerous
13. Wearing a greegree and M’speak amulet, talk to Awowogei south of the temple, and use a banana and monkey nuts on any of the 3 monkeys north-west of it. Kill a monkey archer, a Monkey Guard and a zombie monkey for their bones, and take them with 3 talismans (or 3,000 coins) to Zooknock for gorilla, ninja and zombie greegrees. On Crash Island, take at least 3 snake corpses (level 84, Protect from Melee). Gorilla greegree and a rope for the red bananas, ninja greegree through the Agility course for tchiki nuts. Grind the nuts, slice the bananas, stuff the snakes, and cook one on the rock beneath the temple (70 Cooking) in your zombie greegree.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing King AwowogeiDangerous
14. Give the slop of compromise to the goblin generals.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Goblin generals
15. Give the rock cake to the dwarf.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Mountain Dwarf
16. Give the cake of guidance to the Lumbridge Guide.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Lumbridge Guide
17. Give the fishcake to Pirate Pete.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing Pirate PetePreparation
18. Give the spicy stew to Evil Dave.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing Evil Dave
19. Give the cooked jubbly to Skrach Uglogwee.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing Skrach Uglogwee
20. Give the Brulee supreme to Sir Amik Varze.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing Sir Amik VarzeDangerous
21. Wearing your M’speak amulet, give the cooked stuffed snake to King Awowogei.Recipe for Disaster/Freeing King Awowogei

The Culinaromancer

Lumbridge Castle · 2 steps · Start: Lumbridge Castle

Bring: Sharks, Prayer potions, Fire and water runes

1. Defeat the six bosses in a row. You can leave between waves and resume.Recipe for Disaster/Defeating the CulinaromancerHigh risk
2. Buy Barrows gloves from the chest in the castle basement.Recipe for Disaster